Ate My Balls... the phenomenon
don't ask me how I got started on this kick... I don't even remember myself. anyhow... below you will find three of my attempts at vulgar humor. it seems I have done well. enjoy.
this was my first foray into the field. it was voted one of the top ten ate-my-balls pages in some issue of wired magazine... which issue I don't know, so don't ask... you will just have to trust me.
my second attempt... this one was featured in the august 1997 issue of yahoo internet life magazine in an interview with conan himself... he saw my page, oh yes.
third and final...I made this one because the little snob went to the same school as I did until she dropped out... I thought it was quite funny. others did not, however, and I was informed that she could sue me for sexual harrassment if I kept it up at college so I moved it to geocities, who promptly deleted it, hence my loathing of them... there is some fake nudity on this one so if you are minor or idiot or puritan or shannon's mother, don't look, thanks.
