yea, that's me. somehow that pic turned into a perfect citizen kane shot, who knows... anyway, I'm a genius that scorns the mensa society and refuses to join. I enjoy native american art, ballroom dancing, and pornography. I once discovered the cure for cancer but lost it under my bed, DOH! I'm also a compulsive liar and dope fiend. don't hate me because I'm beautiful .

I love the Sopranos on hbo... it's a weakness I suppose. so it should come to no suprise to anyone that I spent hundreds of man hours searching for the music from the episodes. why do you care? because I have compiled a list of what I've found and placed it here for you to feast your lazy little eyes on... enjoy.

you know those stupid weblog things that everyone does these days? yea... sorry, here's another. it's about things I loathe.

here's something from the old school days... in fact I proabably should take them down but I am a very sensitive and sentimental person.

Monty Python

Conan O'Brien

Shannon Miller

Ate My Balls

enjoy...

as always, this page is best viewed whilst comsuming large amounts of guinness. in fact, everything is better whilst consuming large amounts of guinness. I'm going to try that... you know, it's been said that a man could live on nothing but guinness and milk. but in order to get the correct amount of nutrients that man would have to drink 47 pints of guinness a day. oh baby...

this section is here for private things like pictures of your mother I wish to share with friends. only those with a password may enter.

you may not email me... spam fucks