May 20, 2003
michael moore aka adolf hitler

you'd never know that the english translation of "mien kampf" was "stupid white men" would you... amazing. but that's the level we are dealing with here... first off, I hate michael moore... he's on a certian list of mine. you know the type of list I mean; everyone has one. mine also contains michael jackson, barbara streisand, etc... and it does get frequent additions... anyhow... I downloaded a pirated version of moore's book "mien... no... stupid white men" because I'm the type that if I hate someone that much... I'm going to be versed on their propaganda in the event I get to cross a name off the list... to be short... hitler's book is better written than moore's (I guess when one is an ignorant obese dumbass one doesn't need any writing skills), but both make you feel the same when reading them... like you need a shower.

so, michael, I hope during the making of your next movie you get convicted of a felony so you can't vote... because I really can't stand the thought of you having a say in the future of my country...

Posted by yak at 01:51 PM
May 19, 2003
yes, harry knowles, you are a fucking idiot

I saw the new matrix movie on sunday... EVERY one of your criticisms of the movie are completely stupid... not only are they all addressed... they are explained pretty damn well... it is not wise to trade what little integrity you have remaining for this inane vendetta the source of which is probably as stupid as you...

oh, and to the fuckers that spoil the movie for you in childish ways... go to hell, all of you

Posted by yak at 09:22 PM
May 15, 2003
harry knowles the great fuckup

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=15211
what? did warner bros not give you enough free shit to make you give them a good review? because it sounds as if you went in LOOKING to find ways to dislike it... in all your ramblings you didn't once critique the film as it's own film, you always complared it to the first. ever thought that it was MEANT to be different you pile of whale blubber in an ego-inflated bag? and to top it all off, the things you hated most about it are fucking stupid... you are pissed because it didn't have werewolves in it???? what the fuck are you talking about... if they had shown a goddamn werewolf it would have been FUCKED. you've been in your fanboy room a little too long if you think otherwise... or did joel silver not let you tour the set in australia or something? is that it... you've been waiting for revenge for a year and NOW YOU'VE GOT IT!!!???? oh, but wait, everyone in hollywood knows you are a joke... ever I laughed when I saw your quotes on a movie ad... "jesus, they had noone better to put on a movie poster than that pos" kinda like that... they'd have been better off using "gordon's buttery fingers" movie reviews from the lubbock times or wherever the fuck...

I don't know if the matrix reloaded is good or bad... I do know that you are the only one I've heard complaining so far... and I do know that your reasons for not liking it are retarded... I will see for myself on teusday, and until then, as always... I hope you get bowel cancer.

have a horrible day

Posted by yak at 01:14 PM