fuck earth day... I want drilling in alaska... I want 10 cents cheaper gas prices... carry on

poor poor madonna... impaled on your own sword... hope this shows the riaa just what they are dealing with when it comes to breaking encryption and whatnot... anything you got can be undone... enjoy

there is nothing better than watching dennis miller destroy that fucking idiot bill maher's inane blabberings midway through the cue card... that deer in the headlights look is priceless. at least this time that pussy maher did actually included guests that would argue with him... shocking, I know.

am I the only one that can't stand these fucks in hollywood? I thought not... I mean it's getting to the point that I almost don't want to watch my illegally downloaded clip of susan sarandon's quasi lesbo vampire stroke film she made... you used to have nice tits, susan... now all you have is a bunch of asinine opinions you can't seem to keep to your goddamn self. and yes, I DO understand that this is america, and that even you are granted the freedom to say whatever the hell comes into that pea brain of yours... but guess what? that also means that I have the freedom to tell you to shut the fuck up, and it means that consumers have the right NOT to buy a dixie chicks cd, or pay money to see the utterly washed up sean penn "act" in a film (I mean, at least the people criticizing the dixie chicks are qualified to do so, as music purchasers... what qualifications do you have for giving military advice? what? none? really? I thought for sure I'd read somewhere that you had forced your way into some all male military academy or another... ohhhh, that was some other stupid bitch... my mistake). so enjoy your first amendment rights... but I hope you do realize that the majority of this country does not live in california and new york, no matter how much the press seems to think it does...

just trying to get this image upload thing to work... thought I might as well use our favorite good girl gone bad... no, wait, is that the blonde slut one? I keep getting them confused... oh well, it really doesn't matter... I'd have to have one of those quick aids tests on either one of them before I let them anywhere near my cute little gonads...